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			<title><![CDATA[ (Sporking) Kingdom Hearts: Hearts of Destiny ]]></title>
			<link>http://sporkinhand.yuku.com/topic/10/t/-Sporking-Kingdom-Hearts-Hearts-of-Destiny.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;">Your lady
and mistress here with a sporking of a craptacular fic. It&#39;s know as Kingdom Hearts: Hearts of Destiny, and all it really does is replace poor Sora with a
Sue.</span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal"><span... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (MissMysty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:28:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Topic of Introducing ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ For when we FINALLY get members that didn&#39;t come here after abandoning a certain other board.
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<br>
So, hi.  I&#39;m MissMysty, but you can just call me Mysty.  Or Joana, which is my real name.  I&#39;m an eighteen-year-old college student aiming towards a
major in Gender Studies.  I like to mock bad fanfics and write fluffy male/male Slash.  I like the color pink (on my accessories such as my MP3 player and
favorite notebook, not usually on clothes).  Unwarranted and blatant... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:28:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ (Sporking) I Thought You Loved Me? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ &#39;Ello lovelies.
<br>
Our subject for today is a wonderfully awful train wreck of what-the-fuckery in the form of a Lion King fic. Yes, Lion King.
<br>
Yes, it&#39;s awful.
<br>
Yes, everything is OOC.
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Yes, I&#39;m unhappy.
<br>
<br>
Anyhoo, enough lolly-gagging. This is in Simba&#39;s POV. Fic is normal, mock is bold:
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I cannot begin to describe my feelings for you
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<strong>They are intense enough to scare the period away.</strong>
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<br>
I cannot... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (The13thBlackCat)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:14:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ A Few Rules For This Section ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Considering that sporking fanfics can often be considered controversial, there need to be a few rules set out.
<br>
<br>
1. You&#39;re making fun of the fic, not the author.  As tempting as it may be, please keep comments directed as-such.
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2. Do not, under any circumstances, link the author of a sporked fanfic to this board.  I&#39;ve seen what happens.  It&#39;s not pretty.
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3. Should a fanfic author find us anyway (many have been known to Google their pennames, for example), please... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (MissMysty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 18:21:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Roleplaying Rules of the Road ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Local moderatrix here. <img src="http://sporkinhand.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/yay.gif" alt="image"> Following is a list of roleplaying rules. Break at your
own risk.
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<span style="text-decoration:underline">Rules:</span>
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<em><strong>BE LITERATE.</strong></em> I cannot stress this enough. We&#39;re not expecting you to write like an English major, but at least write
intelligently. Use your best grammar and spelling--typos are understandable, consistently misspelling a word... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 17:18:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Rules ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Because I&#39;m anal retentive like that, let me just get the rules of the board out of the way so there aren&#39;t any questions about them.
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-No inciting flame wars for the fun of it.  A possible exception is the fanfic mocking board IF the author of the fanfic finds us.
<br>
-For the love of God, don&#39;t link mocked fanfic authors to the board.  It only leads to tears.
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-We&#39;re all smart people here.  Please respect each other.  Debating=/=calling each other assholes.... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (MissMysty)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 13:06:28 GMT</pubDate>
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